Try explaining a life bundled with episodes of this— swallowing mud, swallowing glass, the smell of blood on the first four knuckles. We pull our boots on with both hands but we can't punch ourselves awake and all I can do is stand on the curb and say Sorry about the blood in your mouth. I wish it was mine.
THE MAGIC BEGINS ϟ
Favourite Wizarding Family | The WeasleysWhat’s the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard if they don’t even pay you well for it?
We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy.
Dean had read comic books his whole life and was certain Harry was a superhero (it was all there: origin story, sidekicks and supervillain). Dean’s faith in him never wavered, through slander and all. Superheroes needed people as much as the other way around; The-Boy-Who-Lived was a heavy name to bear and Dean would make sure he would never feel alone.
The realization came slower for Dean himself, that he too, with his wand and broom, could be part-Superman, part-Iceman, a bit of Thor, and a bit of Drax if he worked on his Quaffle-catching reflexes (nothing went over his head). When the Ministry established the Muggle-Born Registration Commission, Dean found his days marked. He packed his bag in the night, slid his box of comics out from under his bed, and owled his favorite issue to Seamus, with a coded letter of his plans. Time to save the world, Dean thought, zipping up his jacket. If they survived the year, maybe they could finally take to the rooftops of Muggle London like he had half-joked and protect the city as robed crusaders. He was surprised not more wizards did.
the best of the best: my all time favorite songs → 7. 5 years time - noah and the whale
'cause i'll be laughing at all your silly little jokes
and we’ll be laughing about how we used to smoke
all those stupid little cigarettes and drink stupid wine
'cause it's what we needed to have a good time
yonce/partition || beyonce
why you think you keep my name rolling off the tongue
'cause when you wanna smash, I just write another one
I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker
yoncé all on his mouth like liquor
give me a
charactermovie and i’ll give you a gifset harry potter and the goblet fire
Soon we all must make a choice between what is right and what is easy
don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”
every award: please don’t give it to that one person don’t give it to them they don’t deserve it don’t do it just anyone else other than- ah. hahaha. ok. ok emmys ok trash ok great